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Bar Room Jokes
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Two hamburgers walk into a bar. They go up to the bar tender and ask for two pizza's with mushrooms. The barman replies "i'm sorry we don't serve food."
A guy from up north wants to go to a classy club in london, but there is a dress code stating that you must wear a tie. The guy walks off in dissapointment when he comes up with a novel idea. He gets the jump leads out of his car and wraps them round his neck like a tie, and returns to the club. The bouncer looks at him and says "okay but don't start anything"
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